1.
I
need
coffee
to
survive
the
day,
and
by
coffee,
I
mean
an
IV
drip
of
caffeine.
【#caffeineaddict】

2.
My
idea
of
a
balanced
meal
is
a
cookie
in
each
hand.
【#sweettooth】

3.
I
don't
always
clean,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
someone
important
is
coming
over.
【#procrastinator】

4.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
laundry.
I
love
it
when
it's
done,
but
I
hate
doing
it.
【#laundryday】

5.
If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
I
misplaced
my
keys,
I
could
buy
a
private
island.
【#scatterbrained】

6.
Is
it
just
me,
or
do
the
dishes
multiply
when
you
turn
your
back?
【#kitchenwoes】

7.
I
wake
up
every
morning
with
good
intentions
and
a
messy
bun.
【#bedhead】

8.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things.
Like
napping.
【#justrelaxing】

9.
I
have
a
gym
membership,
but
my
couch
and
Netflix
are
just
too
tempting.
【#couchpotato】

10.
I
eat
my
vegetables,
but
only
if
they're
smothered
in
cheese.
【#cheeseistheanswer】

11.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
only
for
things
I
shouldn't
have
eaten.
【#foodie】

1
2.
I
don't
always
drink,
but
when
I
do,
I
ask
for
a
refill.
【#winetime】

1
3.
I
love
shopping,
but
my
bank
account
disagrees.
【#shopaholic】

1
4.
I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
just
need
a
nap
and
some
chocolate.
【#chocolatelover】

1
5.
I
can't
adult
today.
Can
we
just
go
back
to
being
kids
and
playing
all
day?
【#nevergrowup】

1
6.
I
don't
always
exercise,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
dancing
to
my
favorite
songs.
【#dancequeen】

1
7.
I
don't
always
cook,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
order
takeout
to
be
safe.
【#fooddeliveryisthebest】

1
8.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
phone.
I
love
it
for
keeping
me
connected,
but
hate
it
for
distracting
me.
【#socialmediaaddict】

1
9.
I
don't
always
get
dressed
up,
but
when
I
do,
it's
for
a
cozy
night
in
with
a
good
book.
【#bookworm】

20.
I
don't
always
adult,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
have
plenty
of
snacks
and
a
good
attitude.
【#treatyourself】