1.
"My
husband
is
a
sleeping
contortionist,
I
swear!"
【#SleepingHusband
#Contortionist】

2.
"I
don't
know
how
he
manages
to
tie
himself
in
knots
like
that
every
night. "
【#SleepingPositions
#Knots】

3.
"Does
anyone
else's
partner
sleep
in
such
bizarre
positions?"
【#OddSleeping
#SleepPatterns】

4.
"I
always
feel
like
I'm
sleeping
next
to
a
pretzel. "
【#SleepingPartner
#PretzelMode】

5.
"I'm
convinced
my
husband
is
training
for
the
Olympics
in
his
sleep. "
【#SleepingOlympian
#GoldMedal】

6.
"I
never
know
where
to
put
my
arms
when
he's
contorted
into
some
crazy
pose. "
【#SleepingPositions
#Awkward]
7.
"Sometimes
I
wake
up
in
the
middle
of
the
night
wondering
if
he's
okay. "
【#SleepWorries
#ConcernedSpouse】

8.
"I'm
convinced
that
he's
secretly
a
yoga
master. "
【#YogaMaster
#ZenSleeping】

9.
"If
he
could
bottle
up
his
flexibility,
he'd
make
a
fortune. "
【#Flexibility
#SleepingSkills】

10.
"I'm
starting
to
envy
his
ability
to
sleep
through
anything. "
【#DeepSleep
#SoundSleeper】

11.
"I
think
my
husband
has
a
secret
talent
for
sleeping
on
one
foot. "
【#SleepingFeats
#BalancingAct】

1
2.
"I've
given
up
trying
to
figure
out
how
he
gets
into
some
of
these
positions. "
【#SleepingMystery
#PoseEnvy】

1
3.
"I'm
starting
to
think
he
could
make
a
career
out
of
his
sleep
contortionism. "
【#SleepingCareer
#ContortionistPro】

1
4.
"Sometimes
I
have
to
snap
a
picture
just
to
prove
how
crazy
he
looks. "
【#SleepingPhotos
#ProofNeeded】

1
5.
"I
wonder
if
he
dreams
of
being
a
gymnast
or
acrobat. "
【#SleepingDreams
#AthleticAspirations】

1
6.
"I've
tried
to
mimic
his
positions,
but
it
never
ends
well. "
【#SleepingFail
#ContortionistWannabe】

1
7.
"If
he
ever
decides
to
give
up
his
day
job,
he
could
become
a
sleep
model. "
【#SleepingModel
#PosingPro】

1
8.
"He
claims
he's
most
comfortable
in
these
positions,
but
I
don't
buy
it. "
【#ComfortableSleeping
#DoubtingWife】

1
9.
"Sometimes
I
have
to
nudge
him
back
into
a
normal
sleeping
position
just
to
save
my
sanity. "
【#SleepInterventions
#SanitySaver】

20.
"I
never
know
what
sleep
adventure
I'll
wake
up
to
next
with
this
guy. "
【#SleepingAdventures
#NightlySurprises】