1.
"Score
high
or
go
home!"
-
我对我家孩子说。 【笑】

2.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
-
我辅导孩子做家庭作业的时候说的。 【开心】

3.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
try,
try
again!
And
if
you
still
can't
succeed,
call
Mom
for
help. "
-
常年在辅导孩子中散发正能量。 【调皮】

4.
"You
can't
spell
'education'
without
'cat'
and
'dog'!"
-
我鼓励孩子多看书的时候说的。 【欢快】

5.
"What
did
the
math
book
say
to
the
history
book?
'I've
got
problems'. "
-
我在给孩子做复习题的时候调侃道。 【幽默】

6.
"The
difference
between
try
and
triumph
is
a
little
umph!"
-
我教孩子如何做到不放弃的时候说的。 【励志】

7.
"Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me,
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. "
-
我在辅导孩子学习的同时，也取得了和孩子们的情感交流。 【开怀】

8.
"Why
did
the
computer
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
had
a
virus!"
-
我在教孩子们计算机知识的时候说的。 【欢脱】

9.
"All
work
and
no
play
makes
Jack
a
very
dull
boy.
So
let's
play,
and
then
do
some
more
work!"
-
我在孩子们完成作业后，希望他们能够保持活力。 【简单】

10.
"What
did
the
grape
say
when
it
got
stepped
on?
Nothing.
It
just
let
out
a
little
whine. "
-
我在辅导孩子们思考语文题目的时候，会带入一些幽默元素。 【逗乐】

11.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!"
-
我在教孩子们玩耍的时候开玩笑问到。 【好玩】

1
2.
"Try
to
be
a
rainbow
in
someone
else's
cloud. "
-
我常常告诫孩子做一个善良的人。 【感性】

1
3.
"I
failed
my
climbing
test
today.
But
that's
okay,
because
I
can
always
fall
back
on
my
book
smarts. "
-
我在鼓励孩子们多方面发展的时候说的。 【智慧】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!"
-
我在教孩子们读英语绕口令的时候，也会加入一些俏皮的笑话。 【欢快】

1
5.
"You
are
smart.
You
are
kind.
You
are
strong.
And
most
importantly,
you
are
my
child. "
-
我会经常对孩子们说这样的话，让他们感受到我的爱。 【感动】

1
6.
"Why
did
the
duck
cross
the
road?
To
prove
he
wasn't
a
chicken!"
-
我和孩子们一起玩的时候，总是给他们带来一些愉悦的笑声。 【开怀】

1
7.
"Believe
in
yourself,
and
all
that
you
are.
Know
that
there
is
something
inside
you
that
is
greater
than
any
obstacle. "
-
我常常鼓舞孩子们克服难关。 【助力】

1
8.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
felt
crummy!"
-
我在教孩子们做甜点的时候总是会问到。 【开心】

1
9.
"You
don't
have
to
be
great
to
start,
but
you
have
to
start
to
be
great. "
-
我在辅导孩子们提升学习成绩的时候说的。 【启发】

20.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
green?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
bar!"
-
我在孩子们午餐时间的时候跟他们说了这样一个笑话。 【好玩】