1.
Every
morning,
waking
up
to
the
sound
of
your
alarm
is
like
a
punch
in
the
gut. 】

2.
Why
is
it
that
every
time
someone
says
"moist,"
I
want
to
vomit?】

3.
The
smell
of
old
gym
socks
and
stale
milk
is
enough
to
make
anyone
feel
queasy. 】

4.
Watching
someone
chew
with
their
mouth
open
is
one
of
the
most
repulsive
things
on
the
planet. 】

5.
Why
do
some
people
insist
on
wearing
too
much
perfume
that
smells
like
a
chemical
spill?】

6.
The
thought
of
biting
into
a
crunchy
insect
makes
my
stomach
turn. 】

7.
Opening
the
refrigerator
and
seeing
expired
food
is
a
reminder
of
life's
impermanence. 】

8.
Why
does
someone's
bad
breath
feel
like
a
personal
assault?】

9.
Trying
to
drink
a
warm,
flat
soda
feels
like
punishment
for
something
you
didn't
do. 】

10.
The
sound
of
a
baby
crying
on
an
airplane
is
enough
to
make
you
want
to
jump
out
at
30,000
feet. 】

11.
The
sight
of
someone's
discolored
toenails
is
enough
to
make
you
lose
your
lunch. 】

1
2.
Sitting
next
to
someone
who
is
constantly
coughing
and
sneezing
is
a
sure
way
to
catch
whatever
they
have. 】

1
3.
Seeing
someone
pick
their
nose
like
no
one's
watching
is
a
traumatic
experience. 】

1
4.
The
feeling
of
stepping
on
a
wet,
squishy
sock
is
the
epitome
of
disgust. 】

1
5.
Seeing
a
stray
hair
in
your
food
is
enough
to
make
you
lose
your
appetite
for
the
rest
of
the
day. 】

1
6.
Listening
to
someone
with
a
nasally
voice
is
like
nails
on
a
chalkboard. 】

1
7.
Why
do
some
people
insist
on
slurping
their
soup
as
loud
as
possible?
It's
not
a
competition. 】

1
8.
The
smell
of
rotting
garbage
is
enough
to
make
anyone
want
to
swear
off
food
forever. 】

1
9.
Chewing
on
a
piece
of
gum
that
has
lost
its
flavor
is
like
chewing
on
a
piece
of
rubber. 】

20.
The
thought
of
biting
into
a
raw
onion
is
enough
to
bring
tears
to
my
eyes. 】