1.
"Oops!
Did
I
just
trip
over
my
own
feet
again?"
【笑cry】

2.
"Note
to
self:
don't
attempt
to
cook
a
three-course
meal
without
any
prior
experience. "
【尴尬】

3.
"That
moment
when
you
wave
at
someone,
only
to
realize
they
were
actually
waving
at
the
person
behind
you. "
【无语】

4.
"Why
do
I
always
forget
my
own
phone
number
when
someone
asks?"
【蒟蒻】

5.
"I
tried
to
be
slick
and
impress
my
crush,
but
ended
up
spilling
my
drink
all
over
myself. "
【丢脸】

6.
"I
was
so
focused
on
my
presentation
that
I
didn't
realize
I
had
a
giant
spinach
leaf
in
my
teeth
the
whole
time. "
【糗事多多】

7.
"My
attempt
at
playing
wingman
for
my
friend
ended
up
with
both
of
us
getting
rejected. "
【失望】

8.
"The
moment
you
realize
you've
been
wearing
your
shirt
backwards
all
day. "
【尴尬无比】

9.
"I
thought
I
had
aced
the
interview,
only
to
realize
I
had
spinach
in
my
teeth
the
whole
time. "
【烦恼】

10.
"I
tried
to
impress
my
date
by
ordering
a
fancy-sounding
dish,
but
had
no
idea
how
to
pronounce
it
when
the
waiter
came. "
【狼狈】

11.
"My
attempt
at
a
romantic
gesture
ended
up
with
me
accidentally
hitting
my
partner
in
the
face
with
a
bouquet
of
flowers. "
【丢人现眼】

1
2.
"I
thought
it
was
a
great
idea
to
surprise
my
friend
with
a
birthday
cake
at
midnight,
but
turns
out
they
were
already
asleep. "
【闹笑话】

1
3.
"I
tried
to
show
off
my
dance
moves,
but
ended
up
falling
flat
on
my
face. "
【惨痛教训】

1
4.
"My
attempt
at
parallel
parking
ended
up
with
me
hitting
the
car
behind
me. "
【麻烦不断】

1
5.
"I
accidentally
sent
a
text
to
the
wrong
person,
and
it
was
a
pretty
embarrassing
one. "
【糟糕透顶】

1
6.
"I
thought
I
had
locked
the
bathroom
door,
but
my
roommate
walked
in
on
me
mid-shower. "
【想一头钻进地下】

1
7.
"I
kept
telling
a
joke
to
my
friends,
but
none
of
them
understood
the
punchline. "
【憋笑】

1
8.
"My
attempt
at
DIY
home
renovation
ended
up
with
me
causing
more
damage
than
anything
else. "
【以后不自作聪明】

1
9.
"I
thought
I
had
finished
my
work,
only
to
realize
I
had
accidentally
deleted
everything. "
【气死了】

20.
"I
tried
to
look
fancy
with
a
new
hairdo,
but
ended
up
looking
more
like
a
poodle
than
anything
else. "
【哭笑不得】