1.
"A
day
without
sunshine
is
like,
you
know,
night. "
-
Steve
Martin【笑话】

2.
"I'm
not
great
at
the
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?"
-
Chandler
Bing【温柔】

3.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

4.
"You're
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

5.
"I
don't
always
have
a
sarcastic
response. . .
oh
wait,
yes
I
do. "
-
Unknown【温柔】

6.
"What
do
you
call
fake
spaghetti?
An
impasta. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

7.
"You're
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

8.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

9.
"You're
the
ketchup
to
my
fries. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

10.
"I
can't
adult
today.
I
need
a
nap. "
-
Unknown【温柔】

11.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

1
2.
"You're
the
milk
to
my
cookies. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

1
3.
"I
always
arrive
late
at
the
office,
but
I
make
up
for
it
by
leaving
early. "
-
Charles
Lamb【笑话】

1
4.
"You're
the
marshmallow
to
my
hot
cocoa. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

1
5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
-
Unknown【温柔】

1
6.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

1
7.
"You're
the
cream
to
my
coffee. "
-
Unknown【情侣】

1
8.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
limited
edition. "
-
Unknown【温柔】

1
9.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired. "
-
Unknown【笑话】

20.
"You're
the
sprinkles
to
my
cupcake. "
-
Unknown【情侣】