1.
"Well,
I
guess
I
won't
be
the
designated
driver
anymore!"
【笑】
2.
"Just
got
into
a
fender
bender.
.
.
and
by
fender,
I
mean
the
whole
front
end.
"
【脸哭泣】
3.
"I
should
have
just
taken
the
bus
today.
Less
chance
of
crashing.
"
【大笑】
4.
"The
airbags
would
have
been
a
lot
more
comfortable
if
they
were
made
of
pillows.
"
【想象】
5.
"I
don't
always
crash
my
car,
but
when
I
do,
it's
on
my
way
to
work.
"
【滑稽】
6.
"I
think
my
car
needs
a
check-up.
.
.
and
maybe
some
acupuncture.
"
【调侃】
7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
car
is
more
damaged
than
my
pride.
"
【苦笑】
8.
"The
worst
part
of
this
accident?
The
paramedics
saw
me
in
my
SpongeBob
onesie.
"
【尴尬】
9.
"My
car
is
now
a
modern
art
masterpiece.
.
.
emphasis
on
the
'masterpiece'
part.
"
【夸张】
10.
"I
think
my
car
and
I
have
both
lost
our
street
cred.
"
【自嘲】
11.
"I
guess
I
have
a
new
excuse
for
being
late
to
everything.
"
【开玩笑】
12.
"I'm
pretty
sure
even
the
tow
truck
driver
was
judging
me.
"
【无奈】
13.
"I
always
heard
that
your
life
flashes
before
your
eyes
in
a
near-death
experience.
Apparently,
your
car's
life
does
too.
"
【妙语】
14.
"To
the
person
who
hit
me:
thanks
for
making
my
insurance
rates
go
through
the
roof.
"
【讽刺】
15.
"I
never
knew
a
car
could
be
so
easily
totaled.
Note
to
self:
invest
in
a
tank.
"
【笑话】
16.
"If
only
I
could
make
money
by
crashing
into
things.
.
.
oh
wait,
I'm
not
a
demolition
derby
car.
"
【玩笑】
17.
"I
think
my
air
freshener
is
the
only
thing
that
survived
the
accident.
"
【艹】
18.
"I
have
a
new
life
goal
now:
to
be
as
strong
as
my
car's
bumper.
"
【自嘲】
19.
"I
blame
my
lack
of
driving
skills
on
Mario
Kart.
"
【找借口】
20.
"Well,
at
least
now
I
have
an
excuse
to
buy
a
new
car.
.
.
right?"
【求安慰】
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