1.
"Thanks
for
the
birthday
wishes!
I
don't
feel
any
older,
just
more
experienced
in
dodging
responsibilities. "【笑cry】

2.
"Another
year,
another
wrinkle.
Thank
you
all
for
aging
with
me!"【哈哈哈】

3.
"Thanks
for
all
the
love
on
my
special
day!
I
feel
like
a
celebrity,
just
without
the
paparazzi. "【哇咔咔】

4.
"Birthdays
are
a
reminder
that
I'm
still
alive
and
breathing.
Thanks
for
reminding
me,
guys!"【捂脸笑哭】

5.
"Thanks
for
making
my
birthday
special!
I
promise
to
blow
out
all
the
candles
before
I
set
off
the
smoke
detector. "【开心到飞起】

6.
"To
all
my
well-wishers,
thank
you
for
remembering
my
big
day.
I
won't
forget
to
add
you
to
my
will. "【满满的黑色幽默】

7.
"Another
year
older,
but
no
wiser.
Thanks
for
celebrating
my
lack
of
progress
with
me!"【哈哈哈哈】

8.
"Thank
you
all
for
the
birthday
wishes!
I
feel
younger
since
someone
forgot
how
old
I
am. "【开心加惊喜】

9.
"I'm
officially
one
year
closer
to
death,
but
thanks
for
the
birthday
wishes
anyways!"【看起来很嚣张，内心却超暴走】

10.
"Thank
you
so
much
for
the
birthday
wishes!
I
feel
like
a
million
bucks,
but
my
bank
account
begs
to
differ. "【笑cry笑cry】

11.
"Another
year
of
life,
love,
and
laughter.
Thanks
for
celebrating
with
me,
friends!
Now
let's
get
wasted. "【尴尬加放松】

1
2.
"Thanks
for
remembering
my
birthday,
even
though
I'm
not
sure
I
remember
it
myself.
Cheers
to
being
old
and
forgetful!"【半开玩笑半认真】

1
3.
"Another
year,
another
chance
to
make
questionable
decisions.
Thanks
for
the
birthday
wishes,
guys!"【哈哈哈哈哈哈】

1
4.
"Thank
you
all
for
the
sweet
birthday
wishes!
I
feel
like
a
kid
again,
with
the
added
responsibility
of
adulting. "【微笑加吐槽】

1
5.
"Cheers
to
another
year
of
being
fabulous
and
fighting
the
urge
to
adult.
Thanks
for
the
birthday
love,
everyone!"【开心到不要不要的】

1
6.
"Another
year
older,
but
still
not
mature
enough
to
stop
making
dad
jokes.
Thanks
for
the
birthday
wishes!"【抱歉不抱歉的神态】

1
7.
"Thank
you
all
for
the
lovely
birthday
wishes!
You're
all
too
kind. . .
or
you
just
want
to
be
on
my
Christmas
list. "【开心字面意义，暗地里黑】

1
8.
"Another
year
of
aging
like
a
fine
wine,
but
with
a
cheaper
price
tag.
Thanks
for
reminding
me
how
broke
I
am
with
your
birthday
wishes. "【满满的自嘲】

1
9.
"Thank
you
all
for
the
wonderful
birthday
wishes!
I
feel
like
royalty,
just
without
the
servants. "【开心加微笑】

20.
"Another
year
of
being
fabulous,
fierce,
and
a
little
bit
crazy.
Thanks
for
celebrating
my
hot
mess
of
a
life
with
me!"【开心到忘记的状态】