1.
"My
doctor
told
me
to
start
running.
He
said
it's
good
for
my
health.
Now
every
time
I
see
him,
I'm
out
of
breath
and
sweating.
I
think
he's
trying
to
kill
me. "
【笑
cry】

2.
"I
used
to
hate
running,
but
then
I
realized
it's
the
best
way
to
burn
off
my
insecurities. "
【自黑】

3.
"I
don't
always
go
for
a
run,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
post
about
it
on
social
media
so
everyone
knows
how
fit
and
healthy
I
am. "
【炫耀】

4.
"I
tried
to
run
away
from
my
problems,
but
they
just
followed
me
–
turns
out
I
forgot
to
tie
my
shoelaces. "
【无奈】

5.
"The
only
marathon
I'm
interested
in
is
the
one
where
I
binge
watch
all
of
my
favorite
shows
in
one
weekend. "
【懒惰】

6.
"If
running
is
so
good
for
you,
why
do
you
never
see
any
happy
joggers?"
【反问】

7.
"I
run
so
slow
that
people
walking
their
dogs
pass
me. "
【自嘲】

8.
"I
wanted
to
achieve
my
goals,
but
then
I
realized
I
don't
have
any
–
so
I
went
for
a
run
instead. "
【无聊】

9.
"My
trainer
told
me
to
start
running
in
the
morning
for
more
energy.
So
now
I'm
tired
and
sore
all
day. "
【抱怨】

10.
"Running
is
just
like
a
relationship
–
at
first,
it's
hard
and
painful,
but
later
on
you
realize
it's
actually
making
you
stronger. "
【比喻】

11.
"I
always
feel
like
running
away
from
my
problems,
but
then
I
remember
I'm
not
a
dog. "
【幽默】

1
2.
"I
hate
running
so
much,
I
even
get
tired
just
thinking
about
it. "
【厌烦】

1
3.
"Running
is
like
meditation,
except
you're
moving
so
fast
that
you
can't
think
about
anything
else. "
【灵感】

1
4.
"I
never
run
with
scissors
–
mostly
because
I
can
never
catch
them. "
【玩笑】

1
5.
"The
best
part
about
running
is
when
it's
over. "
【废话】

1
6.
"I
wish
running
was
as
easy
as
convincing
myself
that
I'll
go
for
a
run
tomorrow. "
【梦想】

1
7.
"It's
amazing
how
much
better
I
feel
after
a
nice
long
run
–
until
I
realize
I
still
have
to
walk
back
home. "
【矛盾】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
go
running,
but
when
I
do,
I
pretend
I'm
in
an
action
movie
and
the
finish
line
is
where
I
save
the
world. "
【幻想】

1
9.
"They
say
running
is
addictive
–
but
I
think
they're
just
trying
to
make
me
feel
bad
for
being
lazy. "
【拒绝】

20.
"Running
isn't
for
everyone,
but
neither
is
sitting
on
the
couch
all
day
–
unless
you're
a
cat,
then
it's
pretty
much
perfect. "
【大实话】